Shoftim by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Shoftim By Rabbi David Hartley Mark   “When you enter the land which the LORD your God is giving you…let no one be found among you who is a sorcerer, a soothsayer, a diviner, a magician, one who casts spells, or one who consults ghosts….”   –Deut. 18:9-11   Who’s that? The constable? Oh, it’s you, […]

Re’eh by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Re’eh: Two Young Sentries at War By Rabbi David Hartley Mark   “When you cross the Jordan River and settle in the Land into which the LORD your God is bequeathing to you, and He gives you rest from all your enemies round about, you [will] settle there in security.” –Deut. 12:10 (adapted)   Scene: […]

Ekev by Rabbi Patrick Beaulier

“Circumcise … the foreskin of your heart,” G-d says in Devarim 10:16. But how the heck do you hack off the skin around your heart? And by the way, the heart doesn’t have a foreskin! Here’s what I gather: circumcision is a mitzvah because Abraham did it, and so should we, right? On the other […]

Vaetchanan by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Vaetchanan: The End of Moses’s Prophecy by Rabbi David Hartley Mark   The PROPHET Moses speaks:   Cry what shall I cry? All flesh is grass; still, I envisage The Citizen-Soldiers of Shim’on, Judges of Dan, Mariners of Zevulun, and Knights of Judah, David’s-Kingdom-to-Be;   O Israel! When you go storming over the Jordan To […]

Tisha B’Av by Rabbi Patrick Beaulier

    Tonight starts the fast of Tisha B’Av, the ninth of Av. What does that mean? There are some things we are told not to do: Prohibitions: 1. No eating or drinking 2. No washing or bathing 3. No application of creams or oils 4. No wearing of leather shoes 5. No marital relations […]

Devarim by Rabbi Patrick Beaulier

Why Jews Make Terrible Buddhists (Parshat Devarim)   When I first started writing dvrei Torah, I sympathized with Moses. It had to be a real pain to wander the desert for forty years with a bunch of whiney Jews that just want to go back into slavery. But now, I’m starting to wonder if Moses […]

Mattot-Massay by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Mattot-Massay: The Midianite War by Rabbi David Hartley Mark   “The LORD spoke unto Moses, saying, ‘Avenge the Israelite people on the Midianites; then you shall be gathered to your kin.’ “Moses spoke to the people, saying, ‘Let men be picked out from among you for a campaign, and let them fall upon Midian to […]

Pinchas by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Pinchas: Survival and Prophecy by Rabbi David Hartley Mark   “The LORD spoke to Moses, saying, ‘Attack and afflict the Midianites and smite them utterly—for they afflicted you by the trickery they practiced against you, because of the matter of Baal Peor, where the Israelites engaged in promiscuity with the Daughters of Midian, and because […]

Balak by Rabbi David Hartley Mark

Balak: Peace Hopes, Priestly Zeal, and Homicide by Rabbi David Hartley Mark   “While Israel was camping at Shittim, the people profaned themselves…with the Moabite[?] women, who invited the people to the sacrifices for their god, Baal-Peor. The people partook of [the sacrifices] and worshiped that god. …Just then, an Israelite man came and brought […]

Chukat by Rabbi Patrick Beaulier

Parshah Chukat Numbers 19:1-22:1 Why do the same things keep happening to us over and over again? Why do we fall into the same relationships, same types of jobs, etc. etc. Sometimes life feels like a gigantic rerun that you can’t escape: a constant Bill Murray-style Groundhog Day. Just like all the other Torah portions […]